slimetony:

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

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misadventuresofmila:

moneiibabe:

Yo don’t fucking ghost me then randomly hit me up like nothing ever happen. Idgaf how you feel now the same way you didn’t care when you ghosted me fuck out here your ass is getting blocked out my life.

lmao this is so ironic because I was literally thinking of how a dude ghosted me in like sept and then in january of the next year used a mutual “friend” to try and manipulate me into talking to him and “hearing him out” lmaoooo you niggas are weird as fuck!

sleepremix:

nosdrinker:

nosdrinker:

sir, you cannot name your son “Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3”, we just won’t allow it

when did I post this

grownthot:

a girl can respect herself and still wanna suck a dude soul out

island-delver-go:

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purple-apricots:

jehovahhthickness:

Why is this so funny

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

women really be cutting their hair to cope… And you know what it fucking helps

justjames:

sex is cool but have you heard Mr Brightside drunk at 2am because that is true bliss

deaddropfred:

Me, a 12 year old child reading “A Series of Unfortunate Events” 14 years ago: What a fascinating but terribly upsetting journey these kids are on! I’m sure they can handle it though, Violet is 15 and therefor very Old and Mature. She got this.

Me, now 26, watching these small children be tortured: what the fuck what the fuck what the f—